I hold discourse in such high regard that I don't intend to waste anyone's time with insincere, disposable communication. To that end, I've decided to put some proof of effort stress between myself and the casual internet.
We can talk, but you'll need to figure out how to use PGP. I feel confident that this knowledge (which I've only recently come by, thanks to Daliwali) is good for all humans in this epoch.
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