Opsec or authenticity? Smoked tomatoes, real$ for fake objects, and DIY birthday gifts

I struggle with posting online. On the one hand, I'd like to talk about the things that matter to me most. On the other, I'd like to maintain some distance between what I do digitally/intellectually and what I do in the meatspace. My gut tells me it's silly to think I'd be able to maintain that distance anyhow.

Well fuckit.

Wife's birthday's coming up and she's one of them BrandoSando Fans that already bought anything off Dragonsteel she wanted. But in the history of Rocket League (most of which she and I have had a team which now includes the little dude) I'd always kinda scoffed at spending real money for fake objects.

Rocket League is free, except for suckers.

What do you get the lady who has everything, a fetish for lottery scratchers, and penchant for watching Golden Girls and Parks and Rec with her kid, and apparently a deep-seeded desire to customize her Rocket League car?

Obviously you have the kid animate the last dig you'll ever make at her for wanting that shit, make a QR code that goes to the video, and create a scratcher card for that QR code.

Also, I dunno who needs to hear this but guys, #smoke your cherry tomatoes covered in EVOO. It's obvious. Get with it.

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